17 December 2008 
mallorymaloney.com's open hiatus is still in effect, but I felt the need to post a blog about something that I feel is kinda important to everyone who regularly visits.
Now, since I'm still feeling pretty ill, I'm not going to make a big production out of this, I'm just going to come right out and say it ... So forgive me ahead of time if this entry isn't perfectly worded or written, okay? x_X; Here goes.
The online 'battle' between myself and a big group of other bloggers, ((The ones I dubbed 'elite cunts' in the recent past, as I'm sure everyone already knows,)) Is officially over --- On my side, at least.
I'm calling a truce on anyone I've been 'at war' with for these last however many years. I'm through with the childish fighting. I'm done with the name calling. I'm finished with the trading of insults. No more! It's to the point where I look back at Snark's SSYS 2008 Winners thread, for example, and even though it was only a short while ago, I now shake my head at the immaturity of even my own replies! x_X;
Don't get me wrong, I don't expect a party to be thrown in my honour or anything. On the contrary, the best I can hope for, ((For now,)) Is neutrality all around.
Simply put, myself and mallorymaloney.com are going to be a drama free zone from now on. Now, whether the group of other bloggers plan to make the move to Switzerland as well remains to be seen. But even if they don't want to do the whole neutral thing, that's cool --- So long as they, ((And everyone else,)) Realise there will no longer be negativity from me in return. In fact, regular visitors may even notice that I removed the offensive 'ROTFL. Take that, cunts.' GIF message from my footer, as a sort of peace offering.
I guess the reason behind my change of heart, ((Morbid, unintended pun which you won't fully understand until you finish reading this paragraph, lollercoaster,)) Is partially because my health problems as of late have been pretty serious --- As in, near hospitalisation serious. Simply put, I haven't been taking very good care of my physical or mental health recently ... And as a direct result, I almost went into cardiac arrest, not once, not twice, but three times.
After these scares, I had to rest --- A lot. And during this time of rest, I had quite awhile to think about things I would normally push to the side. One of those things, evidently, is this silly 'war' I've been waging for the last three years. ((Or has it been four ...? Jeez.)) And, equally obvious, I decided it just wasn't worth it. What's the point? Neither side is gaining anything from it. Unless, of course, you count 'lulz' at the expense of others a gaining point, which I personally refuse to do any longer. Life's too short. You gotta pick your battles ... And this one I picked was not a good choice.
So, I suppose the only thing left to say is that I'm sorry. I'm sorry to anyone's feelings I might have hurt in the recent ((Or even long forgotten)) Past, and if no one's feelings were hurt, well, then I'm sorry for acting so immature and childish to my fellow bloggers. We have enough war waging offline, there's no need for similar, ((Albeit petty,)) Wars online, as well! I hope anyone who has ever been hurt/offended/annoyed by me can find a way to forgive me for my past, er, idiocy. @_@; I promise to do the same for anyone else in return.
But wrapping up, and to end this entry with a little less melodramaticousity, here's some other good things that've been going on in Mallory Land lately! Check it out: My health is improving dramatically due to a combination of over the counter meds I've been taking, ((As well as frequent light exercise, more sleep, and healthy diet changes,)) I'm getting a glossy black Sony Vaio CS notebook before Christmas, I'm going to be taking horseback riding lessons in the spring, I'm going to land a brand new job sometime early next year, my parents are buying a nearly new Jeep Commander, ((Which, coincidentally, will also be glossy black, w00t!)) And I recently realised what an awesome show Lazy Town is! o_o
Seriously. The music's upbeat and catchy, the dances are wickedly fun to imitate, ((Not to mention good exercise,)) Stephanie's the bomb, and Sportacus is pretty damn hot, to boot. o_o;
What ...? What?! O_O; Don't give me that look, you bastards! Aside from thinking deep, worldly thoughts, there's not a lot to do when one is confined to the couch! ;_;
... Alright, that's it! You've lost Mallory's company for awhile longer --- I'm gonna go rest again. =_= I hope you're happy for driving me away!
;She ((Carefully)) High kicks out the door, singing loudly to distract herself.;
Bing bang, diggiriggidong, funny words I sing when I am dancing ...! ^_^
((I am so buying a bright pink wig with the money I'm gonna earn from my new job. *_*))
